Nibiru Is Near

The Nibiru system is perilously close to Earth and responsible for severe weather events cropping up across the globe, said Nibiru whistle-blower and former USGS climatologist Dr. Ethan Trowbridge in an urgent plea to world leaders to come clean about the truth behind the dark star’s undeniable influence on the planet.

In August, Dr. Trowbridge sent certified letters—and his research—to President Trump, Angela Merkel, Emmanuel Macron, Benjamin Netanyahu, and Vladimir Putin. He implored them, in the name of humanity, to abandon the Nibiru coverup and finally alert the world, in a unified, collective voice, to Nibiru’s existence.

He claims that in 1995 he attended secret USGS-NASA meetings at which NASA Deputy Administrator Dr. Daniel R. Mulville and USGS Assistant Director Clive Greenbaum conspired to obfuscate the Nibiru reality and concoct excuses for catastrophic weather associated with Nibiru’s astronomical position relative to the ecliptic. Even then, Dr. Trowbridge said, Nibiru’s gravitational eddies and indominable electromagnetic field were wreaking havoc on Earth’s climate. A Nibiru-compromised Jetstream, he said, was responsible for 1995s Hurricane Opal, which killed 27 people and caused 3bn dollars in damage to the southeastern United States. And for the disastrous 1995 California flood that dropped up to 70” of rain on parts of the Golden State. Since then, the situation has worsened.

“Every year Nibiru gets closer, and every year the sheer magnitude of climatological disruptions grows exponentially. Earthquakes, volcanoes, superstorms—they will be rampant. This isn’t the first time I’ve written to world leaders, and no, they’ve never written me back, or returned calls. They call me crazy—mad. But someone must warn the world about Nibiru, dammit, someone just must. Even if most of us have only a fool’s hope of surviving, at least we’ll know what’s coming. The agencies have kept the population dumb by denying Nibiru exists and by manipulating climate data,” Dr. Trowbridge said.

He accused the USGS of altering the Richter Scale to make earthquakes appear less severe than they really are, and of sabotaging seismic sensors in Yellowstone Park and other hotspots.

“They adjusted the sensors so any quakes 5.0 and above are discarded and simply not recorded,” Dr. Trowbridge said. “They don’t want anyone, anywhere associating severe weather or earthquakes with Nibiru. There is an orchestrated, ongoing effort to this effect. It’s thirty years in the making. I know I’m appealing to the conspirators, but maybe one will have a sudden change of heart. I know they will withdraw to the vast subterranean complexes and leave the rest of us above ground to burn by Nibiru’s light,” said Dr. Trowbridge.

Asked why, contrary to innumerable failed predictions to the contrary, Nibiru has yet to cause an irreversible pole shift, sock the Earth with millions of meteorites, or cause California to fall into the Pacific, Dr. Trowbridge offered the following explanation:

“Unlike traditional heavy mass objects, Nibiru’s highly elliptical orbit and fluctuating speeds preclude subjective astronomical analysis. The prediction was Nibiru will reach perigee sometime during the first half of the 21^st Century—that’s a 50-year window. A lot of best guess have been made, and were wrong. I guarantee the data is still being analyzed daily in a futile attempt to guess the exact time and date it will happen. It has occurred in the past, and it will occur again. Nibiru is near.” Dr. Trowbridge said.

In closing, Dr. Trowbridge said he will continue his letter writing campaign until his fingers atrophy or Nibiru slams into his house, whichever comes first.